It’s hard to write in your Tinder profile that you once shit in your ex’s kitchen in an act of revenge.
I mean, how would you write that?
“I’ll shit in your kitchen cuz I got an ass that won’t quit! Hope to meet ya!”
No one wants to list something so embarrassing…or do they?
This guy Paul, a KNOWN SHITTER (Not a joke, click here for last week’s TT episode), he decided that a picture speaks a thousand words about his dating style.
(RECAP: Paul pulled his pants down and took a shit on the kitchen floor of a girl he was dating when she went away for a weekend with another guy. She found it days later, crusted.)
(Also, FUN FACT: He used her spare key without asking and broke in to do this.)
HERE IS HIS TINDER PROFILE:
Is this real life??
……….PLEASE CLEAN IT UP!?!?!?!?!!!
SHE LITERALLY HAD TO CLEAN UP HIS POOP!!!
The moment when a guy is honest on Tinder!
I don’t know which is worse, that he thinks it’s a hilarious joke or that maybe he’s proud of violating someone’s space and nostrils?
Tip for the ladies: Read the signs.