TOOLBAG TUESDAY…SUPREME

What’s the rule again for what not to discuss over dinner?

No politics or religion?

Can we add sexual assault allegations to the list during these dark times?

I’ll pay you $10 if you DON’T see at least one article this holiday season about keeping opinions to yourself around the dinner table specifically about a person whose name rhymes with “Have-a-BLAH.”

But maybe these current events can be a turning point in dinner etiquette.

Maybe it’s an amazing idea to ask your date to lay out their thoughts on politics, religion and sexual assault before wasting time on a second date.

It certainly saved a lot of time for my friend Brianna who went on a first date with this guy Brett (LOL) last month.

Brett had a lot going for him already:

-He was a 37-year-old man living with his parents (LOL) and

-He tried to make out with her as she was eating food using the line, “your fork could be me.” (LOL)

But the best part?

“Yea, I don’t see what the big deal is with Kavanaugh,” he said. “I mean, he just felt up some chick at a party.”

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL

UGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

That’s like a girl saying, ‘I don’t see what the big deal is with Lorena Bobbit. I mean, she only cut off the tip.”

“I DON’T SEE WHAT THE BIG DEAL IS.”

In the first-date first impression, Brett failed to get enough votes for a second date.

BLAH.

-Jenny

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