I’ve heard of some pretty hilarious attempts at an ex trying to stay in touch after a breakup.
Hillary was distraught and embarrassed and never wanted to see Sam’s face ever again. She told him as much.
But Sam didn’t listen. He deliberately went into her favorite bar soon after their breakup on the night he knew she regularly met friends there.
And he came straight up to her and asked her if she’d donate to his “new charity.”
What was she supposed to say???!?! “Sure, Sam. Tell me more about how you’re a God damn saint.”
It was all so confusing. Was him helping kids with cancer supposed to make him less of a horrible person??
Did he really expect to her “donate” to this cause?
Who possibly thinks this is a good idea????!?!?
Name an idea stupider than this.
She should text him on his wedding day.