Add this to the ever-crumbling wall of dating standards: guys don’t want to take girls out anymore, they just want to come over to a girl’s apartment or vice-versa.
Because that’s closer to the bedroom than a bar. Duh.
Ugh.
And guys don’t understand the problem!
(Wait, you don’t LOVE going over to strangers’ houses alone???!! What??!!)
…like we haven’t seen horror movies or after-school specials.
Seriously.
Also a major problem: guys today don’t know how to read. Text messages.
Exhibit A: from my friend Aimee who sent me these screen shots between her and Sam, a guy she met at a bar one night and he got her number.
(This conversation was over the course of an hour.)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Have a nice life
THIS IS WHAT LADIES DEAL WITH!
“not sure what I did to piss you off.”
Hahahahahaha
Like she didn’t explain it twice.
Jesus.
“Are you SURE he graduated from college?” I asked Aimee. “Because he can’t read. And his reasoning skills are very poor.”
I mean….Ur weird…really? for not wanting to come over to a random dude’s house?
And who doesn’t know the proper definition of creepy???!?!
(Hint: IT’S GOT YOUR PICTURE NEXT TO IT IN THE DICTIONARY, SAM. Heyoooooo)
Hahahaha
So, yea….that crumbling wall?
Let’s slam Sam into it.
-Jenny
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